jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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1dasfuk:

so this 

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and then this, the same day

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE HOTEL?!??

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17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

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“You nearly died today,” he says. “I almost shot you. Why didn’t you shoot me, Tris?” “I couldn’t do that,” I say. “It would have been like shooting myself.”

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onceandfuturewinchester:

findsomethingtofightfor:

laracroftslover:

nobodycars:

THE HOLY TRINITY

don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of pure procrastination

basically

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dirty-diamondss:

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

Burned so bad

dirty-diamondss:

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

Burned so bad

(via change-inthe-making)


breadbowling:

but he looks like prince charming in everyday clothes @god pls explain

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dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

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