officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(via pretty-little-daley)


Q
One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
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scubah:

Jesus sat down and ate with sinners, prostitutes and tax-collectors, did he not?

Doesn’t mean he approved of what they were doing, but it also didn’t keep Him from loving them.

THANKYOU

(via northern-southerner)


adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

(via bookmad)


atomic-glitter:

nychnymph:

don’t romanticize basic rights 
it’s not attractive that a man is a feminist 
it’s not sexy that a man finally realizes the prejudice against women and how very oppressed women are 
it’s common sense

He’s not a diamond among common stones. He’s a common stone among turds.

(via 70lbstothin)


okaywork:

white couple on house hunters moving to a foreign country: we need at least 6 bedrooms, 5 1/2 baths, modern open layout, professional kitchen with stainless steel appliances and granite counter tops, a 3 car garage, preferably in the center of the city close to transportation

foreign realtor:

image

(via indieboybands)


modmad:

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

this was the only reason I couldn’t enjoy his cover of the song and I’m so glad to have seen this now

modmad:

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

this was the only reason I couldn’t enjoy his cover of the song and I’m so glad to have seen this now

(via dancing4mylifeagain)


paynekink:

scientitss:

niall has been scrolling through his camera roll all day it’s 5AM and he’s still going

 (x)


gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(via dancing4mylifeagain)


me: feels lonely
me: isolates self